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Post by admin on Jul 7, 2009 20:51:39 GMT -5
Starting the day after Jackson died, I started getting jokes sent to me. I am starting this thread not to poke fun at him, but Americans for taking entertainers and Hollywood too serious.
Here is the first.....
When Farrah Fawcett arrived in heaven, GOD granted her one wish.
She wished for all the children to be safe.
So, GOD killed Michael Jackson.
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Post by admin on Jul 7, 2009 20:52:34 GMT -5
More Michael . . .
The Jackson family announced yesterday that Michael
is going to be cremated. His ashes will be placed in an
etch-a sketch so he can still play with the kids.
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Post by admin on Jul 8, 2009 15:24:26 GMT -5
I must say I don't find jokes about someone's death remotely funny, especially when three kids lost their father, siblings lost their brother and the parents lost their son. I can respect your sentiment and agree with the sadness in it all. It is for that reason I originally opted not to post MJ jokes. I changed my mind as per the reason mentioned in the first post. Why are there jokes flowing? Because MJ is in the news. Why is he in the news? Because the American public and media are too obsessed with Hollywood stars, most of whom are not worth the coverage and time they get. Of course the jokes are based on MJ's life, not so much his death. He was a freak and there is nothing wrong with saying that just because he died too early. Anyway, I will go look for more MJ jokes so I can make fun of my fellow Americans. |
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Post by admin on Jul 9, 2009 15:51:03 GMT -5
From a creative reader of this site......
You can almost hear Emanuel Lewis's (TV's "Webster") squeaky little voice crying out ”Michael, Michael, Michael!”. While the wacky antics of Emanuel Lewis as Michael Jacksons 1980's era lap puppet were always good for a belly laugh, the real life secret atrocities of the recent worldly departure of Michael Jackson, is difficult to stomach. Thought Jack'o is presumed dead a recent Center for Prevention of Shopping Cart Abuse investigation revealed that the King of Pop faked his own death in order to pursue his disturbing fetish, defiling Shopping Carts.
Imagine returning to the Neverland Ranch from a family vacation on the remote Indian Island of Minicoy and finding a dozen carts piled into your fish pond. Now imagine each one of the carts has been re-welded into a shape representing the Scare Crow, Jacko's supporting role in the movie musical "The Wiz". “It was horrible. We were all in such good spirits from our trip,” said an un-named Jacko Family nannie. “Then I went into the backyard and saw them (the mangled, twisted, defiled and sullied carts). When I realized they formed the unmistakable image of Rodney Allen Ripley eating a Double Whopper Jr., I then understood how afraid we all should be.”
The incident was part of a series of ritualistic abuses in the area. All of these acts are now known to be the handiwork of Jacko and his growing underground network that he has built up over the years.
“There was a time when finding a Shopping Cart engraved with quotes from "Peter Pan, and "The Wiz" all covered with monkey dung was unusual,” says Albertson's Tink Donner, secret shopping cart abuse investigator. “But these days we just shrug and mark it off as the work of Lily's Midnight Tigers.
"Lily's Midnight Tigers" is the moniker taken by MJ and his faithful underground followers. Our work uncovering their operation has driven him (Wacko-Jacko) deeper underground. The growing cover up surrounding this untimely death fabrication points to only one conclusion. Shopping carts around the world are no longer safe, and a new phantom menace of unimagined global proportions will soon be unleashed.
But as we have seen in the past, the self proclaimed King of Pop is perfectly comfortable in dark places.
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Post by admin on Jul 10, 2009 4:49:13 GMT -5
Well, it seems like only Republicans have been laying their anti-MJ ire all over any available media outlet. So -- this could come from just about any "creative reader" who usually posts on this site. The man was a glorious entertainer who moved from R&B to dance, combining both, and whose musical concert extravaganzas were enjoyed by millions throughout the world. Nothing more nothing less. He had a way with a musical hook that stayed in your head. The stuff you posted is incoherent rambling and I don't get it. PS: It's spelled Emmanuel, not Emanuel. What does any of this have to do with republicans or Democrats? How did this get partisan? Ya got me befuddled with that claim. You are right, he was a glorious entertainer, but that was a long time ago. He definately earned a place in music history as one of the greats. The past twenty years he was far more of a freak show Frankenstein than anything. Even alive, he provided fodder for many jokes. The only incoherent rambling I have seen is the ridiculous coverage in the media. There are so many more important things going on in the world. Besides, we just lost a bigger icon who we should be mourning-- Oscar Mayer died! ( I wonder if we can make some MJ jokes out of that? ) |
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