Post by admin on Jan 8, 2009 7:04:30 GMT -5
You're Not A Kid Anymore!
According to Jeff Foxworthy,
You're not a kid anymore WHEN...
You quit trying to hold in your stomach,
no matter who walks into the room.
You enjoy watching the News.
The phone rings and
you hope its not for you.
The only reason you're still awake at 4 AM
is indigestion.
People ask what color
your hair USED to be.
You're proud of your lawnmower.
Your best friend is dating someone
half their age AND isn't breaking any laws.
You start singing along with
the elevator music.
You really do want a new washing machine
for your birthday.
Your car has four doors.
You routinely check the oil in your car.
You've owned clothes so long
that they've come back into style
--TWICE.
You no longer think of speed limits
as a challenge.
You consider coffee
one of the most important things in life.
8 AM is your idea of
"sleeping in".
You don't remember when you got that mole...
or the one next to it.
You write Thank You notes
without being told.
Neighbors borrow your tools.
You answer a question with "
....Because I said so!"
Others ask for your recipes.
You start Christmas shopping in August.
You paint walls for a reason
other than getting your deposit back.
You don't like to drive aft er dark.
You say the words
"Turn that music down!"
You wear black socks with sandals.
You point out what buildings
used to be where.
You know all the warning signs
of a heart attack.
You rake the yard
without being told to.
You can't remember the last time
you laid on the floor to watch television.
The service station attendant
lets you pump your gas before paying.
You can live without sex,
but not without your glasses.
According to Jeff Foxworthy,
You're not a kid anymore WHEN...
You quit trying to hold in your stomach,
no matter who walks into the room.
You enjoy watching the News.
The phone rings and
you hope its not for you.
The only reason you're still awake at 4 AM
is indigestion.
People ask what color
your hair USED to be.
You're proud of your lawnmower.
Your best friend is dating someone
half their age AND isn't breaking any laws.
You start singing along with
the elevator music.
You really do want a new washing machine
for your birthday.
Your car has four doors.
You routinely check the oil in your car.
You've owned clothes so long
that they've come back into style
--TWICE.
You no longer think of speed limits
as a challenge.
You consider coffee
one of the most important things in life.
8 AM is your idea of
"sleeping in".
You don't remember when you got that mole...
or the one next to it.
You write Thank You notes
without being told.
Neighbors borrow your tools.
You answer a question with "
....Because I said so!"
Others ask for your recipes.
You start Christmas shopping in August.
You paint walls for a reason
other than getting your deposit back.
You don't like to drive aft er dark.
You say the words
"Turn that music down!"
You wear black socks with sandals.
You point out what buildings
used to be where.
You know all the warning signs
of a heart attack.
You rake the yard
without being told to.
You can't remember the last time
you laid on the floor to watch television.
The service station attendant
lets you pump your gas before paying.
You can live without sex,
but not without your glasses.