Post by admin on Jul 10, 2007 16:00:04 GMT -5
9 WORDS WOMEN USE
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> 1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an
>argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
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> 2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed,
>this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you
>have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping
>around the house.
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> 3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm.
>This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that
>begin with nothing usually end in fine.
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> 4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission.
>Don't Do It!
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> 5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a
>non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she
>thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
>here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the
>meaning of nothing.)
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> 6. That's Okay: This is one of the most
>dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she
>wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay
>for your mistake.
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> 7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not
>question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
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> 8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K
>YOU!
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> 9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another
>dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a
>man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later
>result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer
>to #3.
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> *Send this to the men you know, to warn them
>about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.
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> *Send this to all the women you know to give
>them a good laugh, cause they know it's true.
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> 1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an
>argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
>
>
>
> 2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed,
>this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you
>have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping
>around the house.
>
>
>
> 3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm.
>This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that
>begin with nothing usually end in fine.
>
>
>
> 4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission.
>Don't Do It!
>
>
>
> 5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a
>non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she
>thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
>here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the
>meaning of nothing.)
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>
>
> 6. That's Okay: This is one of the most
>dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she
>wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay
>for your mistake.
>
>
>
> 7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not
>question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
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> 8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K
>YOU!
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>
>
> 9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another
>dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a
>man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later
>result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer
>to #3.
>
>
>
> *Send this to the men you know, to warn them
>about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.
>
>
>
> *Send this to all the women you know to give
>them a good laugh, cause they know it's true.