Post by casualreader on Oct 27, 2007 11:48:19 GMT -5
Freehold Borough Community:
After considerable thought I have decided to toss my hat into the ring of electoral politics.
I am running for the Borough Council.
Here is my thinking on the issue -- I cannot possibly do a worse job than the announced candidates. If Ted "Wannabe Councilman" Miller can run then anyone can.
The word is now on the street about Casual. My sources indicate that every day officials at borough hall, the police department, the Partnership, the dreaded LLA, Casa Freehold, and the MAYOR himself log onto to see what Casual is writing.
One borough employee reportedly said -- "He is the only one out there telling the truth and that is only because no one knows who he is."
The Casual Campaign is underfunded -- I just donated 50 cent to the campaign, but you can all make the difference.
Make up your own lawn signs -- saying "Save Us from the Insanity -- VOTE CASUAL" They could not possibly look worse than the three cheesy Ted "Wannabe Councilman" Miller signs I have seen about town.
Ask your young children to do it as part of an art project.
When election day comes write in CASUAL READER. If I am elected I will come into borough hall for my swearing in ceremony wearing a mask. But, once I take the oath I will remove the mask.
CASUAL'S IDENTITY WILL BE REVEALED.
Make a statement on Election Day -- VOTE CASUAL READER. If you really want change vote Casual and knock out those do-nothing, say-nothing incumbents.
By the way, I accept the offer to debate Ted "Wannabe Councilman" Miller. Send me a private email Ted and we can set up the debate immediately. I will reveal you for the charlatan that you are.
At least borough residents will have a chance to see the two serious candidates hashing out ideas.
Ali if you are reading this I need you to handle my public relations. Zeus, Holly and Carlos join the movement -- The TIME HAS COME.
Casually Seeking Your Support
After considerable thought I have decided to toss my hat into the ring of electoral politics.
I am running for the Borough Council.
Here is my thinking on the issue -- I cannot possibly do a worse job than the announced candidates. If Ted "Wannabe Councilman" Miller can run then anyone can.
The word is now on the street about Casual. My sources indicate that every day officials at borough hall, the police department, the Partnership, the dreaded LLA, Casa Freehold, and the MAYOR himself log onto to see what Casual is writing.
One borough employee reportedly said -- "He is the only one out there telling the truth and that is only because no one knows who he is."
The Casual Campaign is underfunded -- I just donated 50 cent to the campaign, but you can all make the difference.
Make up your own lawn signs -- saying "Save Us from the Insanity -- VOTE CASUAL" They could not possibly look worse than the three cheesy Ted "Wannabe Councilman" Miller signs I have seen about town.
Ask your young children to do it as part of an art project.
When election day comes write in CASUAL READER. If I am elected I will come into borough hall for my swearing in ceremony wearing a mask. But, once I take the oath I will remove the mask.
CASUAL'S IDENTITY WILL BE REVEALED.
Make a statement on Election Day -- VOTE CASUAL READER. If you really want change vote Casual and knock out those do-nothing, say-nothing incumbents.
By the way, I accept the offer to debate Ted "Wannabe Councilman" Miller. Send me a private email Ted and we can set up the debate immediately. I will reveal you for the charlatan that you are.
At least borough residents will have a chance to see the two serious candidates hashing out ideas.
Ali if you are reading this I need you to handle my public relations. Zeus, Holly and Carlos join the movement -- The TIME HAS COME.
Casually Seeking Your Support