Medical Opinions On The Financial Bailout

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The Allergists voted to scratch it, and the


Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.


The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the


Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve, and the


Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.


The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.


The Pathologists yelled, 'Over my dead body!' while the


Pediatricians said, 'Oh, grow up!'


The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, the


Radiologists could see right through it, and the


Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.


The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the


Plastic Surgeons said, 'This puts a whole new face on the matter.'


The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the


Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water. The


Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the


Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.


In the end, the Proctologists left the decision up to some invisible posteriors in Washington.....