For all of the women out there

[adefonzo]

During the holiday season, this is one of my favorites...


REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

[bergsteiger]

It’s time to redo “Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer.” Mix up the reindeer a little. Make them all different types of deer but all being exactly equal in their ability to pull the sleigh. A gay whitetail deer, a feminist lesbian mule deer, a Transgender Fallow deer and so on. Give them Arabic, Chinese, and Indian names. Think about it.

I'm willing to bet Casual Reader could write a good script!

[casualreader]

Berger Man:

You are quite right -- no one should be disqualified from pulling Santa's sleigh.

The reindeer should be as diverse and dreamy as our society is becoming.

I bet the reindeer doing the most work are undocumented because Comet and Blitzen have grown fat and sedentary.

Casually Dreaming of a Multicultural Christmas

[adefonzo]

casualreader said:

Berger Man:

You are quite right -- no one should be disqualified from pulling Santa's sleigh.

The reindeer should be as diverse and dreamy as our society is becoming.

I bet the reindeer doing the most work are undocumented because Comet and Blitzen have grown fat and sedentary.

Casually Dreaming of a Multicultural Christmas

the "most" work? Or were you trying to say that perhaps they were doing the work for less money because they did not want to put forth their own effort to become documented, aka legal workers


Casually wondering who's actions (or lack thereof) should really be questioned (boy...I can get used to this)

[bergsteiger]

casualreader said:

Berger Man:

You are quite right -- no one should be disqualified from pulling Santa's sleigh.

The reindeer should be as diverse and dreamy as our society is becoming.

I bet the reindeer doing the most work are undocumented because Comet and Blitzen have grown fat and sedentary.

Casually Dreaming of a Multicultural Christmas

Well, get to work on it. I could use a good laugh